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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site


taco bell employee:  how are you today?
me:  crunchwrap supreme

unp:

hands up if ur doing nothing 2night

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in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone